David Drake shares an honest truth that most people don’t acknowledge.

Any time I don’t know what to wear, an all-black outfit is usually what I end up going with. It’s simple, full of class, and makes me look slimmer after the ensuing puffiness from a night of boozing. When you’re in a pinch, all-black is an easy, fool-proof option that will always look good.

The bar for men is absurdly low and I love it.

I’ve loved music all my life. You probably have, too, right? Ten bucks says you have.

I don’t go to church. I curse every day. Honor thy father and mother? I literally just wrote a post shitting on my parent’s genetics. All of the sex I’ve ever had has been premarital. Isn’t it clear by now? I’m going to hell.

Russ Williamson shares a story about keeping the holiday spirit going during times of extreme stress and anxiety.

I’ve never gotten laid because of the way I look, which sucks because these looks are fading fast.

Turkey recipes for Thanksgiving 2020, a year in which we are thankful and definitely not crying.

Don’t fib on your resy (too much).

This might sound strange, but I never really had a plan for my life. I always kind of figured I wouldn’t be around that long. I don’t know if that sounds messed up or not. It’s strange to type. But it’s the truth. I spent so much of my twenties running away from my problems, under the cover of “wanting to see the world,” drinking and smoking and ingesting all sorts of toxins, then wandering the streets until drowsy, that it just seemed like this whole show was bound to end abruptly. So why would I ever save my money or have any real long-term plans?

Viral skateboarding TikToker Doggface208 raps N-Word in a newly-surfaced video, sparking debate on whether he should be canceled. An investigation into whether or not it’s acceptable for Latinos to use the N-Word.

Chicago’s own @joeyvcomedy shares how prayer has kept him safe throughout the years.

Theo Von shares some of his best pranks.

This shit is finally making sense!

Sure, you could order sushi and have it delivered to your home. But nothing compares to sitting at the bar and having the chef explain what is happening inside your mouth. And then ordering a round of shots to slam down with said chef.

Whenever someone asks me what type of woman I like, I never answer with physical attributes. I think it‘s weird for a dude who’s been consistently described as a solid Midwest 6 to say, “Yeah she’s gotta be really pretty and in great shape.” So when I am asked, I usually just respond with my favorite personality trait: I like ‘em serious. Like, overly-serious. Almost scary.

Casey Salengo breaks down the perfect woman.

It’s little things like needing a bag with your purchase at Best Buy to feel safe. Little things like cashiers holding your $20 up to the light before ringing you up. Little things like employees eyeing you as you roam the aisles looking for some chips and Gatorade. Little things that you don’t realize others have to put up with every goddamn day. Little “fuck you’s” from society sprinkled throughout daily encounters.

I can’t even imagine how infuriating that shit must be.

Roy Wood Jr. breaks those little things down and makes it funny as fuck.

I remember working a tour with an especially rambunctious crew in the summer of 2016. I had just quit my agency job and took this job out of desperation. The thought of living out of Red Roof Inn for the next 6 weeks with a group of guys I didn’t know had zero appeal, but I was out of options.

It turned out to be one of the most fun jobs I’ve ever had. These guys were absolute savages. I mean that in the best way possible. We were just a bunch of kids who came from entirely different walks of life, yet still shared a fond appreciation for cheap beer, psychedelics, and swiping on Tinder.

I have found the greatest bar in the world: @Zimplakert, “the Ruin Pub in the heart of Budapest.” AKA the single greatest experience of my life.

Over the years, we’ve seen so many people fall from grace. Small-town heroes to big-time stars; It doesn’t matter who you are or what you’ve done. If and when you fuck up, it’s over. Instant cancellation.

But maybe our heroes were never deserving of such admiration? Maybe we should stop putting these figures on pedestals. At least that way, when they do fall, it won’t be such a spectacular whirlwind of a shit show.

Matt Rife shares a story about meeting his hero.