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on Weed

At this very odd time in my life, I find myself working at both a dispensary and a bar. I am surrounded by inebriated people all day, every day. It never ends. You’d think that my days just blend together, but there is a noticeable difference in these environments: I actually respect the people walking into my bar. They’re classy. Guinness and a #ameson shot? There’s something honorable about that. Straight-forward, right to the point. “Good people drink good alcohol.” That’s an actual saying.

Then you look at these animals walking into the weed store in search of a recreational high. Needing a specific type of edible to fall asleep. Weird. You used to just be tired enough to let nature take it’s course. Some people come in asking for a certain strain so that they can more enjoyably play video games. Reallll pieces of shit, right here. Grow up, crack open a beer, and fire up your PS5, sissy.

@timjdillon explains how weed in your 30’s is super weird.

Christian Rangel