on Hot Boy Summer: Summer 2022 Here I Come!

A lot of spinach and kale going on over here, folks. Some kettlebell action. Jumping rope. I’ll even throw in a burpee here and there. Idgaf.

And all that effort don’t mean shit because your boy is a booze bag with a sweet tooth and a soft spot for cheeseburgers. I’ll never see my abs and I’ve accepted that. I just want to get to a point where I don’t feel the need to apologize to everyone for taking my shirt off.

Summer 2022 here I come, baby!