on Crazy Girls Being Crazy Hot

Volatile. Jealous. Erratic. Unpredictable. Showing up to your job demanding why you haven’t responded. Remaining unconvinced that you are not attracted to and/or secretly dating a female coworker or friend. I used to be allll about it. Used to love that shit. You know what I mean? The type of woman who can fall head over heels for you, but if you aren’t up to speed, they can just as easily—mere days after declaring they can’t stand to be without you—pull a complete 180 and ghost you. Women that argue with you at bars without any explanation as to the the cause of the issue, then completely forget how upset they were and begin to dance and flirt with you.

The. Best. (Until it wasn’t.) But that’s the thing. Red flags with crazies aren’t just red flags. They’re massive, rippling banners of war. That’s why you don’t see them—too big. Will I ever learn my lesson? Idk. Not too worried about.

Tom Segura and Christina P explain how crazy is too crazy and share some heartwarming stories.