on Conspiracy Theories

Boy, do I love a good conspiracy theory. It’s always fun to get lost down the rabbit hole of lies and deception. Of course, it’s important to stay the course and remind yourself that these are, after all, just theories. We’ll probably never know if Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone or if the Illuminati is real. Like life itself, the only thing we’ll ever know for sure is that we’ll never know anything.

Now that’s not to say that all conspiracy theories are legitimate. For example, if you believe the Earth is actually flat, promptly close this tab on your browser and delete my blog from your web history. If you have spent even a couple minutes asking yourself, “Why don’t more people believe in QAnon?” I ask that you delete my phone number.

These things are meant to be fun, and sure you can believe in some. Just remember that it’s very easy to take it too far, so much so that family and friends deem you that guy.

Here’s a great bit by Ron Funches on why you shouldn’t believe everything the government tells you. Until next time, ya hooligans.